I was in a meeting a someone asked, “Does anyone have a watch?”
No dumbfuck it’s 2014 no one has a watch.
—Under The Sun/Every Day Comes and Goes
Joe Rogan Experience #527 - Ms. Pat
Ms. Pat is the funniest fuckin’ person in the world. Holy shit what a life.
Winston showing me how it’s done!
America Runs on Anal: Pornhub’s New Study Proves Americans Love Watching Butt Stuff
Do you jack off to creampie porn? Do you spend your evenings busting nuts as you watch fellas slide slimy wet ones up ladies’ and/or other fellas’ backsides? Does the thought of an anal prolapse make you hard like a 13-year-old witnessing Britney Spears’s “… Baby One More Time” music video for the first time?
According to Pornhub, for many people the answer to these questions is a resounding yes.
Pornhub Insights, the smut giant’s data department, recently conducted a study about Americans’ anal porn consumption. For several weeks, the team examined Pornhub users’ searches. The research unearthed important facts, like which state’s users likes asses the most and how much American Pornhub viewers like ass in comparison with other countries (only Russians likes butts more than we do). For funsies, Pornhub also looked into how much countries that America has invaded—like Iraq and Afghanistan—use Pornhub to watch booty sex.
Afterwards, the Nate Silver of porn created these exclusive graphs for VICE to reveal the findings. (All terms in the graphs were found in users’ search results.)
I don’t give a fuck about shit. Life is too short to give a fuck. I got four kids and two abortions. I don’t give a fuck.